True Tales, Memoirs, From the Doctor's Office - The Orange Wire Problem

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Last night, I finished reading the book, The Orange(bio-vignettes) that you can't put down or easily forget.
Wire Problem and Other Tales from the Doctor'sHe brings unabashed humor and poignancy front and
Office, just off the presses, written by Dr. Davidcenter from behind the door in the doctor's office as
Watts. His first book of stories, published in 2005, washe tells the tales of decades of his ministering to the
Bedside Manners; you may have read it. This newsick.
book is another delight, a treasure, comprised ofThroughout The Orange Wire Problem and Other
vignettes shedding more light on the doctor-patientTales from the Doctor's Office, Watts speaks
relationship. Watts is not only a doctor, he's a giftedreverently and poetically about the human condition
writer and poet, and his brand of storytelling comeswhen confronted with disease or just the maladies of
across elegantly on every page of his book.being human. He is refreshingly honest and serious
I'm not suggesting you write like he writes. Don't. Toabout the mysteries of science and healing when he
take on the style of someone else is the best way tosays, "I see the mysterious in the way some people
choke your story. If you attempt to write by imitatingheal faster than others. I see it rise in us and bend us
the technique and voice of someone else, you will killcertain ways as we are confronted with illness or
the authenticity of your story. Find your unique voicemortality, as if it waits for this, as if mystery always
by trusting yourself and the process. To be sure, theintends to rise up when we least expect it."
stories I've collected for the TellTale Souls anthology,Looking at another side of him, Watts' sense of humor
written by "ordinary" people, are beyond compare.sparkles in an incident when a somewhat irrational
The Orange Wire Problem review I wrote is relevantfemale patient manipulatively turns the tables and is
to our focus on writing bio-vignettes. In this review,concerned about Dr. Watts' prostate, after he's
copied below, I give a couple examples from Watts'reluctant to order the irrelevant enzyme tests she
book on how he gets his points across succinctly todemands. She says, "You know, sometimes when
the reader; the first speaks to writing with honestymen...well you know, the men they have prostate
about the fallibility of science and the mystery ofproblems like women have menopause and
healing; the second illustrates the art of dialogue andsometimes men have, well you know, prostate mental
thought comingling to a humorous conclusion.problems..." He's thinking, "...she was diagnosing my
The author, David Watts, is a medical doctor friend ofprostate by way of my brain, the culprit responsible for
mine. If he can write, so can you. You know howthe glitch in the orderly procession toward her beloved
doctors scrawl illegibly, and I don't know about aenzyme tests." In his inimitable way, he sums up, "Learn
scientist capturing character, but I'll be darned, he did it!a little somethin' every day.
In case you're not sure, I'm spoofing here when IProstate mental problems, yes indeedy."
question his ability to write, as you'll see when you readAnd then there are the beloved insurance companies:
what I wrote about his book.Ya gotta love him for the 17cent check from MediCal,
As I've often said, writing a bio-vignette will prove to belabeled "full payment for services rendered," he has
the journey of a lifetime for you, but I know it's notframed on his wall, as well as his unwillingness to fight
always so easy to begin your tale. David Wattsbig government for payment. You can almost see
confessed of being afraid to write when he first beganWatts shrug his shoulders as he moves beyond the
his journey, and look where it took him. Yes, maybebureaucracy to give his patients what they need.
you are, indeed, inspired to write a short memoir toWe should all be so fortunate as to have Dr. Watts as
honor a loved one, but you just can't seem to get itour personal physician, after all he'll prescribe a pill that
started - the task can be daunting, but it is well withinhe suggests you don't swallow, just keep it in your
your reach. You can do it and join the ranks ofpocket or in a locket around your neck - most likely
hundreds of TellTale Souls, even doctors, who haveyour symptoms will disappear. And we're right back to
gone before you.mysteries.
Review:Thank you, David Watts, for a bit of your soul.
David Watts charmingly reveals the challenges of both